Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
do nipples grow back?
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