I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
So. Much. Porn.
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