hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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