Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So vagazzling was a success
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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