Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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