love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
