so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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