literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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