do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
