i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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