I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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