i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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