in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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