i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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