I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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