you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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