Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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