the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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