If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I need moral support for this bender
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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