S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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