with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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