who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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