Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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