i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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