first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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