problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
