He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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