Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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