i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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