what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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