dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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