They should really pass out barf bags in church
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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