you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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