You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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