..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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