I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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