New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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