Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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