Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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