...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
only if we run a train.
done.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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