He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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