I cockslap morals
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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