i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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