id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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