we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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