i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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