Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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