i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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