I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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