my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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